caseyanthonyofficial:

I hope you all learned an important lesson about becoming too dependent on a social network website.

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thecaptainjacksparrow:

elysian-serendipity:

touchmeslowly:

Jack Sparrow’s way of telling you your hair is ratchet.

That’s Captain Jack Sparrow you uneducated shit

thanks, kid

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wintersoldjer:

ok but why does the winter soldier’s metal arm have such big muscles?? i get that it matches his other arm now but can you imagine bucky as an old man with a skinny flesh arm and then BOOM his metal arm still has these big guns that can lift a car and it has a faded vintage tattoo on it and don’t mess with him because he’S GONNA FUCK UP THOSE KIDS WHO ARE ON HIS LAWN GET OFF YOU FUCKING PUNKS I WAS AN ASSASSIN DON’T TOUCH MY PETUNIAS 

01 Aug 14 @ 9:10 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

riyoka:

if u ask me to go to the park and just swing on swings with u there is 98% chance i will say yes and swing for 5 hours do not test me

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thorgasmed:

I believe twitter was created solely for this account to exist

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romangod:

"Jason will grace my throne room.”

every olympian god and goddess rolls their eyes so far their eyes roll out of their head and roll over Khione

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methlabrador:

a dude at the gym just reached in his bag, pulled out a bottle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup, smiled & shook his head like that’s just something that happens to people, put it back and then pulled out a bottle of water instead

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#omg  
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